Boys and Girls, we had a special treat in this bag -- another hybrid animal -- a conjoined double-penguin. Unfortunately, it seems that one of them died minutes after being born, and the other had been forced to live out its remaining life with its dead sibling still attached. To quote Star Trek:The Motion Picture after a particularly nasty transporter accident -- "Enterprise. What we got back didn't live long. Fortunately."
| Date: 2/19/01 | Number Whole | Number Wounded* | Leftover Parts** |
| Bear | 1 | 1 | 1 head |
| Camel | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| Elephant | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Lion | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| Monkey | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| Mountain Goat | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Owl | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Penguin | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| Rabbit | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Rhinocerous | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Tortoise | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| Zebra | 0 | 1 | 1 headless torso (w/ legs) in two pieces |
* - A wound is defined as a break only. All pieces are still present with the exception of the minor crumbs lost in the wounding. No effort is currently being made to determine or prevent the cause, including if they were wounded because of rapid deceleration trauma, i.e. the drop to the bottom of the vending machine; or by the action or inaction of other crackers, including pursuit and capture with intent to consume.
** - Not counting crumbs and unidentifiable limbs.