How many ways can you skin a cat?

Everybody's heard the phrase "There's more than one way to skin a cat." Here's my partial list.
*disclaimer

1. High-bladed lawnmower - low-hidin' kitty.
2. Use a Spam key (start at the tail and wind toward the neck).
3. Slice the skin all the way around the neck and feet. Take a pair of pliers and grab the skin at the neck. "Whip" the cat out of its skin.
4. Run it through a board planer.
5. Glue each eyelid to a separate vehicle, preferably ones that are going in opposite directions.

Disclaimer:

Listen..... you obviously came in here because you were curious or just wanted someone to bitch at. Well, don't bitch at me - I don't advocate skinning real cats. So there. Besides, there's not enough meat on 'em.